hedomasochist 

A person who simultaneously derives great pleasure from both avoiding pain and inflicting it on themselves.

From Hedonist (one who lives to seek pleasure and avoid pain) & Masochist (one who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon oneself)

She went from sleeping in until 12pm and eating chocolates to cutting in a few short hours. What a hedomasochist!

hedomasochist by Person_ December 12, 2008

homomasochist

A person attracted primarily to homosexuals of the opposite sex, thus torturing themselves by rarely having sex and hardly ever dating.

I can't help being a homomasochist. I like cute boys who bathe and laugh at my jokes.

homomasochist by Lucy-lulu March 1, 2007