A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

Windy disturbance in your 'hedgerow' or 'intimate feminine area, or 'a fanny fart.'

Moira: "Ooh, I just had a bustle in me hedgerow."
Keith: "A bustle in your hedgerow? Yikes."

by Jonners October 16, 2005

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

hedgerow warfare

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.

hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

hedgerton

A person with hair similar to a hedgehog

Stupid Hegertons in that corner over there

by David Richardson February 26, 2005

bustle in your hedgerow

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.

No example

by weave January 10, 2004

Hedgey Munchkin

n(Hej-ee Munnch-kin)

Slang for Hedgehog, presumably of the domestic type. Typically used to describe a small, cute hedgehog.

Hopefully I'll have my Hedgey Munchkin by next week, i'm going to name him sonic!

by TimothyB January 27, 2009

hedgered

When someone with the First Name Andrew last Name Hedger asks to make plans then no calls and goes along with the daily activities.

Wow John, Andrew really Hedgered us this weekend.

by Dj Dave August 4, 2018