Hickster

Originating from the term, Hick, Hicksters are not rednecks but live in suburban areas with and are middle-class citizens. Hicksters are booksmart and but no intelligent, with no common sense whatsoever and lack greatly of social skills. While they may play sports for many years or try very hard in athletic situations, their lazy personalities will weigh them down and critically damage their athleticism and body type. This means they can vary from the body types of chubby to potbellied to skinny and are very weak in sports and anything else to do with strength. They can be very awkward in conversations and usually talk in not broken English, but with many constant pitch changes in their voice between sentences. The diet of a Hickster mainly consists of fatty foods, meats, soft drinks, many bagged chips, jello and various other junk foods. To boost their confidence they will make smartass jokes so they can hopefully cause a laugh or too from anyone, but will only have an outcome of cringe from their audiences. The only chance of friends or companions they may only have is with other Hicksters and people with lowered standards and similar attributes.

In summary, Hicksters are annoying, cringey, and pretty much no one favors to be around them or conversate with them.

And remember, don’t be a square, and you especially do not want to be a Hickster.

"Did you see what that Hickster did today?! He's such an idiot."

"Did you see Hickster sucking up to the teachers again?!"

"Hickster shut the fuck up."

by SirTwinkleTinks June 1, 2017

Hickster

An individual who, unknowingly, looks like a hipster but is really a corn-husking hick. These individuals can be confused with typical hipsters because of their: two-toned greasy hair, hoggish attire, and use of unfortunate vocabulary.

Sonya: "Andi tries so hard to fit in with the hicks because she admires John Wayne, but sadly her attempt puts her right into the hickster stereotype. Pity."
Carmella: "Yeah that bitch need to brush her teeth."

by Bella Yonder July 9, 2011

hacksterbating

The act of self service in the hacky sack game.

Quit hacksterbating and pass it.

by relyt0718 September 27, 2013

hickster

hipster +hick a redneck who is "in the know" about NASCAR, big trucks, etc., anything associated with hicks

That guy in the Trans Am is a total hickster!

by aprildaisy March 15, 2008

The Huckster

A parody of Hulk Hogan done by WWE to make fun of how old he and the other former WWE stars in WCW were.

"Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice Beach, California, it's The Huckster!

by John from Jersey October 8, 2007

Hackster

A person who is terrible at life and everything he/she does or attempts to do.

I don't know why you hang around Kamron, he's such a hackster.

by The Don King March 1, 2009

Heckstar

Former Graffiti Writer/Artist from New York City. His passion for Graffiti and desire for the arts, became the drive to start a website dedicated to New York Graffiti. WWW.GRAFFSTARS.COM has was started in March of 2007 and Heckstar has devoted time and devotion to updating pictures on a constant basis.

Heckstar's creative talents are unlimited and will be always appreciated.

by Phivestarr February 25, 2009