verbal headlock

to talk incessantly, and at length, AT another person, trapping them in the situation and not allowing them time to reply.

a person sermonising to another, perhaps when drunk, who cannot be steered towards to a different topic, is said to have he audience in a verbal headlock.

"she was really mad, had me in a verbal headlock for an hour."

"my ears are bleeding! he didnt shut up, i was in a verbal headlock"

by sonbee1 November 28, 2009

Trucker's Headlock

The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.

Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.

Belladonna put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She came just before I went unconscious.

by PissTank March 8, 2015

fly in a headlock

The process of grabbing your testicles and you squeeze them from the hanging skin outwards causing them to inflate and they look like a flies eyes bulging out, thus making it look like you have a fly in a headlock...

hey mary look at this".... "OMG, it looks like a fly in a headlock

by Boo Cocky September 15, 2010

Infants in a headlock

Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.

Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.

What?

I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.

by AbbieNormal July 8, 2010

nigga in a headlock

When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".

I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.

by RateMyPoo March 19, 2017

Wookie in a headlock

a rather untidy vagina

my god! yo momma looks like she has a wookie in a headlock!

by Neo December 26, 2003

hendrix headlock

A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.

"I ran for the hills when I went for the pussy and found a Hendrix headlock down there!"

by afterbirtha December 31, 2008