to talk incessantly, and at length, AT another person, trapping them in the situation and not allowing them time to reply.
a person sermonising to another, perhaps when drunk, who cannot be steered towards to a different topic, is said to have he audience in a verbal headlock.
a person sermonising to another, perhaps when drunk, who cannot be steered towards to a different topic, is said to have he audience in a verbal headlock.
"she was really mad, had me in a verbal headlock for an hour."
"my ears are bleeding! he didnt shut up, i was in a verbal headlock"
"my ears are bleeding! he didnt shut up, i was in a verbal headlock"
by sonbee1 November 28, 2009
The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.
Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.
Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.
by PissTank March 09, 2015
The process of grabbing your testicles and you squeeze them from the hanging skin outwards causing them to inflate and they look like a flies eyes bulging out, thus making it look like you have a fly in a headlock...
by Boo Cocky September 15, 2010
by AbbieNormal July 05, 2010
When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".
I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.
by RateMyPoo March 19, 2017
by Neo December 26, 2003
A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.
by afterbirtha December 31, 2008