A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Haystack

An unusually large amount of pubic hair on a girl.

When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.

by Tjlazer111 November 9, 2019

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016

Haystack

Thick white girl, with blonde hair, who dates black guys.

That haystack has a boxfan booty!

by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018

Haystack

When you shave your pubes off, cum on them so they stick together, and shove it up your ass and enjoy it.

For his birthday, I made him a haystack.

by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017

Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

Possum's Haystack

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.

Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.

by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011