A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Haystack

An unusually large amount of pubic hair on a girl.

When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.

by Tjlazer111 November 9, 2019

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016

Haystack

Thick white girl, with blonde hair, who dates black guys.

That haystack has a boxfan booty!

by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018

Haystack

When you shave your pubes off, cum on them so they stick together, and shove it up your ass and enjoy it.

For his birthday, I made him a haystack.

by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017

Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019