Hawaiian lick job 

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.

His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job

Hawaiian lick job by Choad hag December 4, 2021

getting hawiian 

when you and your friends are arguing over what pizza to get, you, in the middle of the arguement, scream, "FUCK ALL OF YOU, WERE GETTING HAWIIAN!" "hawiian is the least prefered.

person 1 "i want sausage!"
person 2 "no! were getting pepperoni!"
you "FUCK ALL OF YOU, WERE GETTING HAWIIAN

getting hawiian by titties!!:D/b/ August 17, 2010

hawaiian gardens 

Hawaiian gardens is in California, and is the pit of Long Beach, the most cop infested area around. There are more cops than civilians surrounded around the town, if your driving down a residential street in Hawaiian gardens make sure you go fast enough so the residents don’t throw rocks at your car. THERES HAWAIIAN GARDENS FOR YOU!!!!

Dude, we gotta drive down to Hawaiian gardens, cuz my welfare being cut off soon!

hawaiian gardens by Redwest December 15, 2017

Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.

This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.

Hawaiian Island by duckkiller June 9, 2013

Hawaiian Pineapple 

When you ram a pineapple up a bitches ass and then proceed to tickle her vagina with the green leaves on the pineapple.

I just picked up a pineapple at the store, hopefully Sally is down to recieve that Hawaiian Pineapple tonight.

Hawaiian Pineapple by Garret Sumter May 19, 2015

Hawaiian squat 

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

Hawaiian squat by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

Hawaiian Uber 

Hawaiian Uber is when a surfer tows another person through the break water. This phrase is coined by professional surfer Tyler Larronde when he tows surf students through the break water using is big toe.

Would you like a Hawaiian Uber or would you like to paddle yourself through the break?

Hawaiian Uber by Cbonesteak July 22, 2019