air hauler

Fuel-chugging pickups on the road that are, 99 percent of the time, carrying nothing in those giant beds.

There goes John in his shiny Chevy pickup air hauler which has never carried anything other than John and his girlfriend.

by allseasons69 March 30, 2009

anti-haul

A term used to describe new products or items from a company, brand, or seasonal release that you won't be buying. Usually referred to products that create a lot of hype and publicity that most people purchase due to advertising rather than necessity.

"My anti-haul for the year is the new iPhone - it's legit like the last one!"
"Girl any and all unicorn makeup is on my anti-haul list this Summer; I don't need 6 blue eye shadows!"
"I saw the new specs for the new Nike Zoom Air, and they going straight on my anti-haul list this season"

by shine3y May 18, 2017

Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.

Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.

by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

Hateler

A hateler is one who hates indiscriminately for no real reason. The word is derived as a corruption of the animal, the Angler Fish. This is because it attracts those around it with its abrasive, albeit hilarious, "floating orb of hatred". Also can be considered a total fag.

Hatelering is the act of a Hateler using his abilities.

Phillip "The Hateler" Swindler is the OG Hateler. Give into his hate.

by Secondrate, God. February 19, 2009

U-haul

A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.

Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!

by smirkingdiva December 31, 2009

mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.

My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

hauling ass

1. To Move at an Excessive speed

Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.

by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003