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A hateler is one who hates indiscriminately for no real reason. The word is derived as a corruption of the animal, the Angler Fish. This is because it attracts those around it with its abrasive, albeit hilarious, "floating orb of hatred". Also can be considered a total fag.

Hatelering is the act of a Hateler using his abilities.
Phillip "The Hateler" Swindler is the OG Hateler. Give into his hate.
Hateler by Secondrate, God. February 19, 2009
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Hateler Youth 

A group of young Trump supporter wearing Maga Hats , possibly accompanied by MagaFuck parents or Trumpeter Grandparents , Rebel flags not required but spotted occasionally.
Look at the Hateler youth chanting" build the wall"
Hateler Youth by Canute Wartooth January 22, 2019

hatejerking 

"hatejerking", verb: The act of masturbation performed under situations of duress or extreme emotional turmoil. See also, "rapejerking".
"That bitch pissed me off so bad I had to go to the bathroom and to do some hatejerking."

"Hatejerking?"

"Yeah. I got going so good I climaxed and punched myself right in the balls."

hotelerise 

In Monopoly: The act of placing a hotel on a property.

Can be most effective when used to describe buying the hotel on a propert that previously did not have any improvements.
You: Mr Banker, can I please hotelerise Park Lane and Mayfair please?

Other players: Oh man, we're f***ed!
hotelerise by MrZoolook June 2, 2009
Pronounced "Hate-Ever" you say this when you would normally want to say "whatever" dissmissively, while also communicating that the person in question is simply hating on you in a stupid and inmature way. whatever hating hater
Girl: I'm becoming a vampire!
Dude: Vampires aren't real.
Girl: You just don't understand me, I'll never let you read my blog again!
Dude: Hatever...
Hatever by The Truth in Cows August 14, 2008

Hateley Heath 

It was developed during the early 1950s to rehouse people from town centre slum clearances,
By the 1980s, Hateley Heath had become a crime-fuelled "sink" housing estate with a very poor reputation.

In January 1992, an Express & Star report on the estate revealed some shocking findings.It was estimated that six out of ten children living in Hateley Heath were involved in crime. Joyriding, burglaries and vandalism were just some of the many problems that were supposedly plaguing the area. Several shopkeepers had closed their stores due to theft and vandalism. In 1991 alone, West Midlands Police in Sandwell received no less than 1,006 complaints about crime on the estate - an average of once in just over eight hours. Car thefts and break-ins were the most common crime in the area, followed closely behind by burglaries and vandalism. During the year, 48 people on the estate were arrested on suspicion of criminal offences, though it is unknown how many of these arrests resulted in a conviction. What is known is that all but three of the people arrested were aged under 25. Unemployment and social deprivation were blamed for the decline of Hateley Heath, with almost 15% of employable residents being out of work. However, the nearby towns of Smethwick and Tipton had an even higher unemployment rate at this time.
Hateley Heath is a residential area of West Bromwich in the West Midlands of England.Hateley Heath had become a crime-fuelled "sink" housing estate with a very poor reputation
Hateley Heath by anonymous10001 July 28, 2010

Hateversity

to be hateful in every way possible; jealous to the unknown extent ever
The guy was filled with so much hateversity that no one wanted to be friends with him.
Hateversity by 100 Nate Black June 10, 2017
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