Framily matriarch

-noun

1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.

2. A woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.

3. A motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.

Dinner was astounding! I think Paula Dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!

Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!

I am thankful for my framily matriarch: Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she's angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.

by achilles866 December 8, 2009

Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.

"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

The Patriarchy

Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.

Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck

by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022

Patriarchy

System of society or government in which the father or eldest male is head of the family and descent is traced through the male line. In these societies, men hold power and women are excluded from it, and masculinity is valued over femininity. It posits a "natural" state of gender relations as a dynamic of dominance and submission, and perpetuates gender roles to enforce these ideals.

The influence of the patriarchy can be seen in the disproportionately high number of men in positions of power, as well as the presence of rape culture and a gender binary.

by madmax-666- April 19, 2018

patriarchy

something we fuck according to the tossed keychain on the carkeys of miss blondie swift

'and you were tossing me the carkeys, "FUCK THE PATRIARCHY" keychain on the ground'

by no offence November 15, 2021

patriarchy

A complex system of gender politics which enforces strict and outdated norms and rules on our behavior and the way we interact with one another based on our gender. Patriarchy hurts men and women equally, as men are held to unreasonable standards such as the expectation that they must be strong, unemotional, aggressive, and hyper-heterosexual. Women are assumed to be weak, overly-emotional, maternal, and dependent. Any deviation from these norms causes the individual to be ostracized, but adherence causes adverse effects as well, such as the tendency of courts to see men as poor care takers, causing them to often receive unfair treatment in child custody cases, or the fact that men are less likely to report health issues and therefore have a shorter average lifespan than women, and are much more likely to commit suicide.

Marco: Man, why do you think Jim killed himself?
Shawn: He probably felt like he couldn't reach out for help with his depression because the patriarchal ideals that our society holds dictate that men must not show weakness or ask for help.

Marco: ...but I thought patriarchy just hurt women?
Shawn: Patriarchy hurts us all friend.

by interdimensionalkickerofbutt March 30, 2016

hairnarchy

A complete lack of order in the hair. Extremely tangled hair that makes one look like a cave man that just killed a wooly mammoth. Most common on the head.

Hairnarchy reigned after Joe got a swirlie.

by Drakedeath February 24, 2009