hatchling

A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!

Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.

"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."

"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."

"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"

by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019

Hotching

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

to pull a hutchings

If you say you're going to attend somewhere but you never show up, instead you bring lame excuses.

Why wasn't he there last night??
Yeah right, i guess he was totally pulling a Hutchings!

You going to that party next friday?
Na, i think im going to pull a hutchings

by Hellschool February 25, 2011

Isabelle Hutchings

A piece of art without equal that defies the laws of nature in her exquisite beauty, darling smile and immeasurable intelligence.

In the movie, the character had an Isabelle Hutchings quality to her that made men bow at her feet and women admire her with envy.

by rclark7769 March 18, 2009

ass-hatchling

Donald J. Trump, as described by author Harry Widdifield

And or

Something grotesque that hatches from an ass-egg

Donald J. Trump is America's greatest ass-hatchling.

by Rose78 January 15, 2017

ass-hatchling

Donald Trump, as colorfully described by Harry Widdifield #widdifield2020

Oh look, the ass-hatchling in the Oval Office ordered a golden shower again.

by Foley dawg January 15, 2017

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010