HatchetPony

A fan of My Little Pony who also listens to Insane Clown Posse.

"Hey, that guy over there is a HatchetPony"

"Fucking hell, definitely going to avoid him"

by NotAHatchetPony June 10, 2013

hatchet man

the person whose job it is to fire or lay off fellow employees in a company. It is usually a human resources employee, doing the dirty work for the owner or president of the company. They break the news to you, get the appropriate papers signed, make sure you clean out your workspace (not taking off with any company property), and see you off the premises.

While a company hatchet man may have some input as whether or not you get the sack, they do not make the final decision. They are acting on the boss' behalf, and such responsibilities are covered by their salary. Therefore they are like a workplace hitman, getting paid to finish people off for the higher ups.

Bill wants to see me privately in the conference room.

That's never good news, he's the company's hatchet man!

by Shumado January 21, 2011

bury the hatchet

To forgive and move on

After all these years, you need to bury the hatchet. You can replace a dog.

by DGirard July 17, 2005

Hatched plan

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan comes together, "I love it when a plan comes together".

We have reached our goal, our hatched plan has come together.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Hatchetfield

Team StarKid's very own small, haunted town in the American midwest.

Some shit has gone down in Hatchetfield

by awfulgrinchnamedpaul April 23, 2021

Demon Hatcher

A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.

I manifest and create so many of my own demons I’m a professional Demon Hatcher

by Master Wallen May 17, 2021

Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006