HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.

HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!

by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019

Richard Hammond

The presenter on The Grand Tour and formerly Top Gear who is known for his short temper and height, love of American cars and uncanny ability to crash cars frequently while still staying alive.

The laws of physics never compromise. Except for with Keith Richards and Richard Hammond.

by Hot.rodz March 2, 2019

Hamoud

An incredibly intelligent person, sexy and hung, always puts family above all else, everyone wants to be like him.

Girl1: Wow look at that sexy bodybuilder looking man

Girl2: He’s definitely a Hamoud if I’ve ever seen one

by Sazdip December 8, 2020

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 7, 2020

hamoodism

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.

Hamoodism is an epik religion

by Hamoodist January 8, 2018