Hackles

The,hairs, spines or feathers of an animal, which are raised when the creature in question is distressed.

"Suddenly there was a crash downstairs,I thought it was a freaking burglar!it turned out it was the darn cat,I had my hackles up over nothing!"

by Scarlo October 22, 2008

Hashley

A man who takes the unbeaten path while surviving the "norms" of reality. He takes one foot in front of the other until he has reached his goal to complete sainthood. This is not to be confused with his utter sex appeal to women who seem to flock around him wherever he goes. He also creates laughter in odd places, like a cubicle or jail. Hasheley's are particularly drawn to the music industry, DJ, radio, xm satellite. Don't be fooled by a Hashley's seemingly fun nature...there's more to a Hashley then jokes.

I ran into a person I didn't know was real...he was a Hashley and he made me laugh and feel his pain at the same time. How is that possible?

by artsyfartsy2010 February 3, 2010

Haslett High School

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!

Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.

by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008

Haskell

1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.

You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.

by e*rex October 27, 2005

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

Harkle Fatigue

When the daily propaganda by Meghan Markle and Prince Harry shoved down the public's throats, starts to impact one's mental & physical health. Symptoms include, nausea, exhaustion, anxiety, blood pressure increase, and depression when seeing or hearing the lies and misinformation spread by the Harkles PR machine.

Queen Elizabeth's death was accelerated by having a bad case of Harkle Fatigue.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie November 26, 2022