heartland 

Heartland is a TV show from Canada that is very famous about horses and drama *it is on netflix*. Hertland is played from 7:00 to 8:00 on CBC (i think)

Texting

Me : no sorry, i can't come over i have to watch Hertland.
Friend : whats Heartland ?
Me : nevermind i'll come over.
*Goes over with gun*
Friend : He...
Me : *with the gun to they're head* i will shoot you if you do not go on netflix anad watch every single episode right now !
Friend : WTF NOOO !!!

Me : *Shoots them*

heartland by Mia Crawford March 19, 2017

Harland Sanders 

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.

let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Harland Sanders by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Harland Williams 

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.

Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.

Harland Williams by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006

Harland 

Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.

Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.

Harland by crime stopper November 24, 2020

harland 

A man with a pervy mustache, possibly a pedophile.

I saw that Harland in front of my kids school again.

harland by ConcernedMother031 April 2, 2016

heartland 

Historically known as 'The South'.

'The South' was a very large region in the lower eastern portion of the contiguous states of the USA. You may see a map in the following link: (link is not maintained) http://americancivilwar.com/pictures/comp1850.jpg

The South was a place which supported slavery, and had a wide-spread cultural deficiency in the appreciation of love, justifiably. The South used slaves to perform difficult manual labor for the benefit, mainly, of the people who 'owned' the slaves.

Today, the 'heartland' refers to areas of the USA which are still significantly influenced by this powerful history. The heartland is a place where love is secondary to selfish desires. The heartland also consequently has an overabundance of the most unfortunate people: the 'republicans'. 'Republicans', like their ancestors, possess a great lack of empathy for the life around them, causing relative harm and distress.

Animal abusers
Bush enthusiasts
Slave holders
Anti-choice activists

heartland by Ratio July 19, 2008

Harland 

Harlands are floops. The kinkiest, nerdiest fortnite gods you’ll ever meet. They can be stupid but also pretty swag i guess.

and typically hate this emoji-🤪

“That person just grabbed someone’s foot”

“Oh he’s done a Harland”

Harland by freyalololol May 22, 2019