harlotan

A woman who dresses and acts like a harlot in public, but will not follow through like one. A prude dressing for attention

This chick last night was wearing next to nothing and grinding herself against a pole at the club, but when i took her home she wouldn't even let me touch her, What a Harlotan!

by Colonel Kurtz April 18, 2005

Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.

Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."

by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.

A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.

by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013

Topper harley

A geeb that has been topped off again while still being pulled

Hey bro pull me a topper harley.

by Holophyte86 August 9, 2018

Harley Quinn Wannabe

It's when a female (or male or any gender, I dont care) want to be like Harley Quinn from the movie Suicide Squad and praising the "loving relationship" of Joker and Harley and ignore any who said that Joker is supposed to be a abusive boyfriend.

Wannabe:OH MY GOD!!!!!! relationship goals!!!!!! I wanna have a boyfriend like joker.
Comic Expert:You know that they cut the real scenes of Harley and Joker relationship , cause they want sell does merchandise on Hot Topic.
Wannabe:SHUT THE FUCK UP HATERRRR!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HARLEY AND JOKER YOU CUNT!!!!!!!
Comic Expert:ok..... Harley Quinn Wannabe

by Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne September 3, 2016

Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

Harlesden

1. An area in North West London (NW10 to be exact) in England. Infamous for being a ghetto/gangster area and a fun place to rave. Harlesden is also known to be a Jamaican neighbourhood and is dominated with many of them.

2. Harlesden has also attracted the media and has been the center of two television documentaries. "Heart of Harlesden" and "My Shakespeare".

3. Harlesden is surrounded by Stonebridge, Willesden and is close to Wembley, Kensal Rise. Stonebridge is very similar to Harlesden and both are very much linked to each other.

Buses that go to Harlesden:
18, 266, 260, 297, PR2

Tube lines that go to Harlesden/Willesden Junction Station:
Bakerloo Line, National Rail

"Blad, what endz you reppin?"
"HARLESDEN innit."
"Shit, don't lie. Ghetto endz."

by DMD101 October 23, 2005