hardware store

One who is an exemplified tool.

Ranking of toolness from least to greatest: toolbox, tool chest, tool shed, hardware store.

"That kid who always asks the same questions in class such a tool"
"Yea, he's such a hardware store"

by The Butcher36 February 9, 2007

Hardware

Hardware (Noun): The part of the computer you kick.

I took my frustrations out on the hardware.

by Easy Baked Oven June 27, 2018

Hardware

Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

hardware store

a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter. they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.

awesome girl:"the hardware store spread another rumor about me."

awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"

by thecheezwoman6 August 9, 2012

hardware bitch

a person who always needs the latest gadget

Kid, you're such a hardware bitch! You already have the iPhone 4!

by Corae August 19, 2010

Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

Hardwicked

When your social studies teacher says something stupid or is in a band

Bro you just got Hardwicked!

by SIUUUUIRFWFFU$U$U$U% October 16, 2018