happiness

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

I am happy and everyone can see it but only I can feel the warmth :)

by ~~~ July 30, 2005

The Harkness Society

This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.

Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.

by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

Open Happiness

A song written for a Coke commercial.

Cee-Lo Green of Gnarles Barkely, Janelle Monae, Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy, Brendon Urie (<3) of Panic at the Disco and Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes all perform in it.
One of the best, most uplifting songs ever written ever.

Incidentally, the commercial isn't aired on TV. But youtube'll do the trick.

Person 1 to Person 2: Aye yo, what are you listening to??

Person 2: Open Happiness!

Person 1: Ohh man dat's dank!

Person 3: Canyouwoopmedo?

by Penny Dreadful May 13, 2009

school horniness

To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student.

Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need for him when I see him.

by Lbooks93 November 29, 2006

Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011

happiness

A small metal hinged box with pointy edges, rapped with barbed-wire and hidden in a dark room full of electric eels, razorblades, piles of salt crystals with fans behind them and random pools of lemon juice.

I heard Bob died looking for happiness.

by Brendan Merriman May 25, 2004

happiness is a warm gun

a Beatles song that was written by Lennon, party about Yoko, and the idea came from a gun magazine with the caption "Happiness is a warm gun in your hand." Great song, period.

happiness is a warm gun. bang bang, shoot shoot.

by Cliff Dickens June 23, 2004