Hardened Clay

Joke from GeorgeNotFound's recent birthday stream. The joke is that Dream's real name is clay, rather dirty joke dream ;)

Dream: "George do you know what is around us?"
George: "What?"
Dream: "Hardened clay."

by Theminecraftdictionary November 10, 2020

left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Harder, daddy

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

Hadeed

Meaning Iron in Arabic.

The ideal man. Probably the funniest man you will ever meet. Hadeed is sweet, handsome, kind, funny, and loving particularly when it comes to the person he loves. At times, he may seem distant, but can turn any situation into a hilarious one.

Did you see Hadeed back there? He's lookin fly as ever.

by emma6173 April 6, 2019

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

Hardened Clay

Usually meaning Terracotta

"Hey george look at that hardened clay"
"You melt me"

by georgenotclothed February 1, 2021