Hipstafrication

1. The buying and renovation of lofts and stores in deteriorated urban neighborhoods by young hipsters. Despite their flamboyant presentations of independence and hipsterness, their rents are paid by their rich parents.

2. An instance of hipstafrying; the condition of being hipstafried.

3. See: Williamsburg, Bushwick, etc.

"Gentrification has very little to do with white hipsters moving into the ‘hood'" - Carmen Van Kerckhove

...Hipstafrication however, has everything to do with it.

by skybloom May 2, 2009

hasta

Bye; see you later; adios.

I'm leaving now, hasta.

by xasdfx September 1, 2003

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

by Crastard April 27, 2009

hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

urban haystack

another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.

Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!

by hellathatguy October 16, 2007

Hasta la later

Similar to 'Hasta la vista' but used for people you don't like.

Aw yeah I won! Hasta la later, Keith!

by Trivialcanine September 7, 2016

Haista homo vittu

A finnish word for "Hello officer". The police like it when someone says this to them.

A cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Haista homo vittu
Cop: Ok, sorry for taking your time.

by Finnish Rooster June 9, 2018