A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
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Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.
Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.
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one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"
His boat is the F/V Northwestern
one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"
by hockeyalchemist November 14, 2011
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A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.
The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.
The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011
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It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
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