by HankeyMaster June 19, 2022
Get the Hankey Goliathmug. Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.
by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019
Get the Mr. Hankeymug. to fart really loud and smelly, right in someones mouth so they can smell and taste it and get a good whiff of the good stuff, you should watch people that blow hankeys
by The anti-smiddler January 7, 2007
Get the Blow a Hankeymug. Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
Get the Mr. Hankey blumpkinmug. It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
by LusterKing January 14, 2009
Get the Gym Teacher's Hankeymug. When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.
I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!
by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022
Get the Mr hankeys tophatmug. Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009
Get the Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Doormug.