A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.
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A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
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This phrase is very dated and rarely used in today's English. Those who don't understand the term could almost be insulted by the word "handsome" being applied to a woman, mistakenly thinking you're saying she is masculine.
This phrase is very dated and rarely used in today's English. Those who don't understand the term could almost be insulted by the word "handsome" being applied to a woman, mistakenly thinking you're saying she is masculine.
"Though she had lost long ago her virginal loveliness, she had ripened into a handsome and fruitful looking woman." - Ellen Glasgow
"What a handsome woman she has become; she carries herself so well".
"What a handsome woman she has become; she carries herself so well".
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Get the Handsome Woman mug.The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
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