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Handsome Jack

A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.
by SoulSlayer2015 March 1, 2017
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Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
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Handsome Woman

A woman with the kind of refined beauty and attractiveness that requires poise, dignity, and strength of mind and character, things that often come with age; not merely sex-appeal. Usually applied to a woman who is also very well-groomed and from an upper class background.

This phrase is very dated and rarely used in today's English. Those who don't understand the term could almost be insulted by the word "handsome" being applied to a woman, mistakenly thinking you're saying she is masculine.
"Though she had lost long ago her virginal loveliness, she had ripened into a handsome and fruitful looking woman." - Ellen Glasgow

"What a handsome woman she has become; she carries herself so well".
by orangesapples April 3, 2008
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Handjob Seats

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016
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Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion
by Zapot8 December 21, 2008
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Premarital Handholding

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.
by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022
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