Handyman

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax

That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!

by imthedentist February 2, 2015

Handyman Whore

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

by Poofers February 16, 2006

Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

by Fobill April 22, 2010

handyman's handkerchief

A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.

"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "

by f00Sieben December 19, 2013

handyman playboy

Someone who can’t settle down with a woman and who is a total fuck boy

Have you seen Will smith? He’s a total handyman playboy

by HolaMyLlamoSex6969 January 20, 2020

handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

Mr Handyman

the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA

I remember when i was so horny i got a Mr Handyman and never forgot ;)

by handywoman June 30, 2011