hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

canadian handwarmer

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole

dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

handwashchar

handwashchar is a person who’s obsessed with handwash.

me: do you know handwashchar?
stranger: do you mean the editor who’s obsessed with handwash?
me: yes 😄

by - Beth May 16, 2021

handmaster

The master of drawing hands. Complete mastery, nothing less.

I am the handmaster, look at my hands

by troutboy February 1, 2023

Kentucky Handwarmer

The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.

Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.

by sans culottes June 10, 2013

Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.

"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"

by Millrat November 14, 2018

Ohio Handwarmer

An act involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved inside the others pants to keep them warm.

You see Meyers over there at the bar? It looks like he's getting himself an Ohio Handwarmer from that young lady!

by Tumor103 October 29, 2021