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Ride the Handlebars 

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".
Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.
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Riding with no handlebars 

Promiscuous activity, rough sex in general, usually involving one riding another without hands in contact with the sexual partner
I heard a lot of noise last night, sounds like you were riding with no handlebars!

Dude, she was so fucking hot last night, no handlebars!

riding on the handlebars 

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.
The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

riding a bike with no handlebars 

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

Bloody Handlebars

When a guy gets a bloody nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bloody mustach in the form of a handlebar
Guy, "Dang it, i just got a bloody nose!"
Girl, "Eww there is blood on my lip!"
Guy, "hahaha you i gave you bloody handlebars."
Bloody Handlebars by AJMoney44 February 19, 2011

Redneck Handlebars 

As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.
Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!

Redneck Handlebars :)

canadian handlebars 

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
canadian handlebars by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017