Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

handcuff

When one takes strong actions to shield their object of affection from the advances of others
synonym: cockblock

"Man, he's handcuffing her because he knows if I get to her I'll take her from him."

by Brother Raymond October 11, 2003

Handcurling

1. To cup ones hand under the anus whilst excreting waste matter to make a shape, sculpture, tool, dildo, etc.
2. The act of curling your hand under someone else's anus to collect their waste matter for the use of the user's own discretion.
3. Using your hand to curl pubic hair.

John: I need to go to the bathroom.
David: Let me come with you, I need to hand curl some new insulation.

Lisa: Oh my, what are you doing with your pubic hair!
Patricia: I'm handcurling, leave me alone!

by Osiris Squad August 6, 2008

handcuffs

A tool cops use to handcuff criminal or a sex tool where the partner is handcuffed down for the other partners pleasure!!!

chris and marena and the other aggressive angie and tonie

by unkown November 17, 2002

dutch-handcuffs

the art of double fisting a woman, a fist in each hole. thusly resembling human handcuffs.

originated in holland

el gringos mum is a dutch handcuff

by banjo November 5, 2004

Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

by RacerX03 November 5, 2014

class-one handpump

A complete wanker or dickhead. Wank = handpump, class-one = the biggest

"he thought he was really cool, but everyone else thought he was a class-one handpump"

by sean camshaft September 18, 2013