handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.

As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"

by drunkram July 22, 2015

hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012

african handball

The sport otherwise known as Basketball, Blacksketball, Niggerball, etc.

Yo, we gon' play some african handball. You down?

by Schwarzkrieg April 2, 2005

Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.

by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021

Nigger Handball

Nigger Handball, commonly known as Basketball (please see NBA ) is a team sport in which two teams of five active players each try to score points against one another by propelling a ball through a 10 feet (3 m) high hoop (the goal) under organized rules.

EX 1. Wife: Bob what is that you are watching on TV?
Bob: Oh nothing honey, just some Nigger Handball .

by skiddeeznutz January 27, 2009

european handball

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!

"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"

by OysterBay HighSchool November 20, 2007