Hamoud

An incredibly intelligent person, sexy and hung, always puts family above all else, everyone wants to be like him.

Girl1: Wow look at that sexy bodybuilder looking man

Girl2: He’s definitely a Hamoud if I’ve ever seen one

by Sazdip December 8, 2020

total hamburger

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.

Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)

by jethrojones September 2, 2012

Hamza

Hamza is the sexiest person you'll ever see, he has jokes for days, memes that will make you explode and he is smart as hell. You'll never find someone as perfect as him.

Oh my god, I just met a Hamza I'm so in love.

by omgronnie997 November 3, 2018

Hamurism

When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.

"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."

by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008

Hamburg

City State; A diverse mixture of cultures in the North of Germany with more millionaires per capita than any other city in Germany. It is a unique wonderland with a reputation for shit weather and constant wind. The police in Hamburg have leather jackets, making them tougher and uber cool. The biggest cemetery in Europe is in Hamburg, with it's own dedicated bus service.

Famous and well known for many things, including: Sankt Pauli, the Beatles, and Gina Wild; Some German rap stars have originated and reside within Hamburg. A media centre. Many homeless people live in Hamburg.

Q: Where were the Beatles first established as a popular band?
a=They started in Hamburg on their journey of world domination.
Q: What are hamburgers, the food item, named after?
a=not Hamburg.
Q: Why do people say Hamburg isn't the best?
a=they are in denial, or jealous, or both. Cops with leather jackets, Mann! Who wouldn't be jealous of that?

by w82concerned June 8, 2011

obama hamburger sussy balls

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.

Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

by papa sherwin March 10, 2022

hamburger hassle

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011