hamtaro

another name for a "hamsey"
a large individual whos main goal in life is to eat everything in their sight, regardless of the consequences.
beware:always wears shorts and flip-flops, even in the most extreme cold (fat adds insulation) this invidividual declines to shave or shower, usually flunks every test and weighs in the range of 300-1000 pounds. ps: u kno u are around one if the earth is shaking

whoa that guys such a hamtaro!

i just saw a kid flunk a math test, wata stupid hamtaro!

jeff was such a hamtaro today, wearing shorts and flip flopes

by samake May 1, 2008

hamtaro

Hamtaro is a gay little hamster that started being shown on Cartoon Network and fucked up the line of shows for two years.

Hamtaro can go jump off a cliff with all his friends.

by Mr Chamberlain February 22, 2007

Hamtaro

A show that used to air on Cartoon Network, but was removed from TV in 2004. It was a VERY good show.

I kept scrounging eBay for old VHS recordings of Hamtaro epsiodes.

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 24, 2022

Hamtard

Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.

That hamtard just fell over the barstool.

by Milocharlie August 29, 2020

hamutaro

Hamutaro is the (original) japaneese version of Hamtaro.

Japaneese Version
Hamutaro:Konchiwa Ribbonchan!
Ribbonchan:Konichiwa Hamutaro!
English Version
Hamtaro:Hello Bijou!
Bijou:Hello Hamtaro

by littleribbongirl May 24, 2005

hamtroller

Noun: A video game controller that has been used for a while and is sweaty/greasy. The term was first used when someone was playing XBox for a while and was eating a ham sandwich, getting the controller slimy.

Hey Matt, it's my turn to play!...eew gross, thanks for the hamtroller...asshole.

by Softest hands in the world January 20, 2010

hamptaro

A large rodent that goes on adventures with his fellow rodent friends. he has a large red dot on his right but cheek and can be found in the morning on cartoon network or nick (i cant remember which at the moment). His theme song is "lalalalala hamptaro little hamsters big adventures lalalalala hamptaro.

hamptaro is a fuckin' ghetto gangsta motha fucka
Flavor Flave!

by Pantalones Verdes May 26, 2008