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Harrel

The ultimate source of human pheromone's. Encountering a Harrel will cause any attractive woman to immediately get on her knee's and... well you know? Also has a budding interest in being the best at everything and does it quite well.
Frank : " Did you see that Harrel over there? He just saved the world...with his eyes closed...and look at all those women chasing after him...by gosh."

Dan: " I once thought I saw a Harrel, but I squinted and realized my life is too shitty for that miracle to occur...FML"
by freddy136 November 17, 2009
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Woody Harrelson

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.
"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"
by Big-Guy December 22, 2007
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The act of being struck by a food delivery vehicle (esp. being struck by the side-view mirror) while riding one's bicycle.
Did you hear that Timmy got harmelinked last night?
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harelina

Harelina is a short girl with anger problems and loves laughing .
That girl is so angry she must be a harelina
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Taylor Harrelson

The action of completely strangling the funniness out of a joke by overuse, and in the wrong situation. Or also known as going mitch on a joke

AKA Buzz killington
Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*
by bobby beucher October 11, 2011
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Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.
by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007
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Hawk Harrelson

A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.

Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS

And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)
Hawk Harrelson: I just love when he goes back door
DJ: ...
by Liuetenant Dante Sitwell March 3, 2009
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