saint happening

Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.

Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.

by jim17g April 5, 2005

Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

It keeps happening

The next thing you say after falling down a shit-ton of stairs.

Sweet Bro: i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
still Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ...................
Hella Jeff: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO !!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff: I TOLD YOU MAN
I T O L D YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

by Helladok June 9, 2019

What's hiphop happening

Asking some what they have been up to, in a super cool fashion.

Joe: "Yo dude, what's hiphop happening?"
P Diddy: "Nothing man, see you later."
...................................
Chip Diddy Chip: "Yo man, what's happening?"

P Diddy: "Nothing man, yo did you hear Joe? What a douche bag.

by Killerkumquat May 16, 2009

Hapeing

Originated in the not so distant future amongst a few people. It is clearly a mixture of two words, which are: 'hug' and 'rape'. Therefore to be haped is being hug-raped,another form of being hugged so intensly that it's almost like the person is trying to rape their victim.

A firey hug that involves alot of pysical contact, and two of more people being close...

adrx:(grabs his m8 n hugs her tightly)

m8:bloody ell man dats abit tight for my likin'

adrx:shut up silly im hapeing u! :D

by MooMoo Land May 13, 2004

The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas

by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010