hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

by yapity December 14, 2011

half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019

Ghetto Half Day

When your school gets a Shooting or bomb threat and everyone is evacuated and sent home.

Billy; Yeah we had a Ghetto Half Day on Friday
Madi; OMG is everyone ok?

by TGIThursdays September 7, 2018

Half Star

Performing oral sex on a man's dirty unit after receiving anal sex from him. Usually done as a sign of appreciation and approval for a job well done.

She was so grateful for the way he hit her ass like a speedbump that when he finished she gave him a half star.

by April's Raven August 26, 2021

Half Send

When you are only 50% committed to the stupid shit you are gonna do. Quarter send is only for pussies.
NELK 4 LIFE, SATURDAY IS FERDA BOYZ

Too many half senders reppin the full send.

by TheLegendOne01 November 3, 2017

Hafufu

Hafufu is a Danish slang. Hafufu is used instead of marijuana, weed, cannabis..

Original used in the clan Joe Joe's of slice town

Let's smoke hafufu everyday

by Moizters December 17, 2013

Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020