Haji

One who is a superawesome, windmilling, hippy. Smokes pot and is generally one of the happier people.

Man1: Ever heard of the Ganja-God?
Man2: Yea, your talking about that Haji kid right?

by corbinface November 20, 2009

Haji

The single most amazing guy in the world. A bodacious greek sex god who's slow to a temper, but isn't stable when he gets there. Knows just the right things to say when they need to be said, and a master of corruption.

Random guy: "Hey, wanna leave this place?"
Haji's mate: "Sorry, I've got a boyfriend."
Random guy: *looks at Haji, looks back* "You can do better."
Haji's mate: "No, I really can't."
Random guy: *grabs Haji's mate's arm* "I won't take no for an answer."
Haji: Yes, yes you will.

by RiverDead March 26, 2012

Haji Dhzakhza

A form of Arobortic slang for "Be quiet, I'm gonna eat your lips"

"Hey cutie," big lips man.
"Haji Dhzakhza," Alex.

by isonkey November 26, 2021

Haji

Haji is an amazing beautiful funny wonderful person and rawr is so cool so i pray to rawr every night 🛐😎

What is your religion?
Haji 😩

by Hajisfanpage January 7, 2021

Haji bargam

Iranian slang when someone has done sth amazing and other people are amazed by that

That sandis khor just embezzled 3000 million ,haji bargam

by Aliz_k August 14, 2018

Haji-Mart

The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectady is the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.

Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"

by bulldoggin January 13, 2007

haji springer

the seven/eleven rapper.

"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer

by b-low July 26, 2006