unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012

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lebrons hairline

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.

Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.

by AyeBSeeNews May 23, 2016

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hairpin trigger

Really called a hair trigger. It's a modification made to a gun which makes it respond to very little pressure on the trigger. Allows for faster firing.

If you get a semi-auto chopper, you better put a hairpin trigger on it.

by Correy April 12, 2007

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Jojo Siwa’s Hairline

Non existent

“Jojo Siwa’s Hairline is non existent.”

by Jojo Siwa’s Hairline October 17, 2019

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Brown Hairing

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

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