Hairbloker (n.)

The Person employed or otherwise obliged to assist in the removal of personal hair growths.

R: any chance you could do me a big favour

B: yez baws

R: and be my Hairbloker (n.)?

see also:

doo hickey Hairsmoker barber mandresser stylist hairsheila

Hairbloker (n.) by elektrolyte July 1, 2012

hairdropping 

When chicks send bush pics via iPhone app Airdrop.

Sativa Verte said, "FYI I'm going to start HairDropping on the B🚇train (that's B as in #bush ) ."

hairdropping by virtualspud April 18, 2018

Joshua’s hairbrush 

When you shove a hairbrush up your asre then it gets stuck and get your mum to get it out

“Wow that’s really stuck up there Joshua’s hairbrush ”

Joshua’s hairbrush by Hehebeb March 17, 2022

hairbrush 

the microphone when you're in the shower

I love hairbrushes

hairbrush by bbbbbbbaaaaaccccc123456789 May 23, 2019

Rusty Hairbrush 

When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.

"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*

Rusty Hairbrush by TurntSNACO January 10, 2015

The Helsinki Hairbrush 

During Bukake, the woman styles her hair into a mohawk using semen.

"I was watching this new German porno last night, and the chick did The Helsinki Hairbrush!"

"That's fucking sick dude. Link me that shit."

The Helsinki Hairbrush by MusicHero3738 July 30, 2012

Haribro

1)SOS, send for help (codeword to speak on the phone with someone when you need help)
2)Code for: Tiny rocks; disguised as drugs

1)"are you ok?"
"haribro"

2)"Gimme some of that sh*t"
"Hahaha, you just sniffed up tiny rocks!"

Haribro by Fruit Dazzle June 16, 2003