Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.

HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!

by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019

Richard Hammond

The presenter on The Grand Tour and formerly Top Gear who is known for his short temper and height, love of American cars and uncanny ability to crash cars frequently while still staying alive.

The laws of physics never compromise. Except for with Keith Richards and Richard Hammond.

by Hot.rodz March 2, 2019

la-haim

Bastardization of the word lame and Haim (as in Corey Haim) to further emphasize the lameness of something.

Yo that movie was la-haim like Corey in Lost Boys.

by Hudson_CM August 24, 2009

haimanot

Haimanot is a beautiful smart girl with black brown-ish eyes. Her hair is the same color as her eyes its puffy and its curly when its wet. She got a BIG ASS BOOTY she's slim thick. She is fresh (always clean). she have better future. she seems shy when you first meet her.. but after you get to know her she is very sweet and she's goofy if you guys are really close. if you guys become bestfriends she will trust you with her life. If she's mad at you for some silly reason don't get upset because at the end of the day she's there for you. Hoes/bitches be really jealous of her because she's pretty , she's smart and she have fat ass. don't talk about her bestfriends if you do BAM!! your dead! she doesn't flex on you or doesn't act like she's strong but when yall for real fight she gon BEAT- YOUR- ASS. If for some reason you guys are not friends or bestfriends anymore don't lose hope she will give you another chance because she tries hard before she gives up on you, but once she's done with you that's it period. even if yall get back together she's not going to be the same you'll, miss the old her so don't make her upset PERIOD!
-----When it comes to relationship:------ She is very loyal, she does not give second chances. she if very good in bed. And trust me she will change your life PERIOD. you'll feel blesses to have such a girl like Haimanot. You will always pray that you wont lose her. Do not break her heart because if you do your life is going to be miserable.

him: who the fuck is Haimanot those bitches wont stop talking about her godammm
someone: damnnn you don't know her yet?! you see that girl laughing with her friends?
him: yowwww!! i see her everyday but she seems shy tho

someone: yeah she seems shy but once you met her mannn you wont let her go....
him: yeaight bet amma talk to her today at lunch

someone ; betttttt

by QUEEN CHESSY February 5, 2019

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014