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havana toastie 

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.


This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
havana toastie by Philly May 13, 2005
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Havana is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. i love her with my entire heart and that will never change. i once dated her and would give anything to have her back. i just wish we'd be bestfriends like we used to be
I love Havana
Havana by allebakcin January 15, 2011
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Havanas are really wonderful people. They are good friends and are always by your side. They have a great imagination, and love to play. Havanas love anything to do with technology, computers, Xbox, you name it. Overall, Havanas are great people.
Friend of havana: I get to go hang out with Havana!
Not friend of havana: Who is she?! She sounds amazing!
Havana by Havana Great Friends January 23, 2016

havana omelette 

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
havana omelette by camel toe February 21, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.
"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."
Heave a Havana by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

hamana-hamana-hamana

When you experience something so exciting, or out-of-this-world, that you just can't find the right words to say at the time to express how you feel.

This saying can be used when: a hot chick in a bikini passes you by, you've just seen a ghost, you just heard that you won the lottery, etc.
Guy 1: "Check out that babe with the huge tits in the bikini"
Guy 2: "hamana-hamana-hamana"
(1) The act of getting extremely intoxicated in public places. This involves consuming large amounts of alcohol and expelling it at public gatherings.

Side effects:

Hair is usually in princess leia buns
Walking into parked cars
Throwing up in trashcans
Sleeping on bathroom floors
Denial
Yo you see dat gurl?! She be completely Haganed!

Jess- "Oh god, look at that girl throwing up in the corner!"

Price- "Yeah that Bitch is Haganed"
Haganed by Jellyf1$h August 11, 2012