Hairway to Heaven

This is the patch of hair leading from your belly button to the goods below.

She lifted up his shirt and followed his hairway to heaven.

by Hawkeyes November 17, 2007

Grand Haven

A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless sheep per day during the summer months. Mainly retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.

Bro one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"

Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"

Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."

Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"

Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"

Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."

Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."

Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."

by commandercrook October 21, 2013

Heavens Door

Is Rohan Kishibe’s stand, one of the fucking overpowered stand in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures Part 4, you write someone and they do what it says no matter the physics.

Rohan: Heavens Door!

Person 1: wait what

Rohan: (writes person 1 fling into a truck)

Person 1: whats happening

Person 1: (flys into truck)

by AsianAnimeMan April 9, 2019

Dirty Haven

when you cum in your sock and beat someone with it

I gave Jesse a Dirty Haven

by Daddy Dick February 26, 2022

Made in heaven

1) it was all ment to be like gods plan

2)the popular song/album by queen

1) i feel like this was made in heaven
2) made in heaven is a good song

by Not kira keep looking March 10, 2021

Heaven's Gate Cult

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.

Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!

by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005

Highway to Heaven

NCT127's song, absolute bop, tOtaLlY nOT AT alL DirTY(track)

We'll take the Highway to Heaven~

by W̵̨̙͚͎͚̯̮̖͍̚h̷̡̩͍̩̙̫̤̯̿̅̀͝͠â̷ February 12, 2021