hangerbate

To masturbate while hangry

i was hungry and horny so i figured i'd hangerbate

by GTGx September 24, 2011

HACKERBOT

HACKERBOT: pokey

bot that hangs out in the wii homebrew scene channels on efnet.

rumored to have a romantic interest in Sintia

<You> HACKERBOT, pokey
<HACKERBOT> ORANGES, APPLES, BANANAS, AND PEARS! THESE ARE THE FRUITS THAT ARE FAVORED BY BEARS!!! FRESH ROASTED NUTS AND BAKED ALBACORE! GIVE A BEAR SOME AND HE WILL WANT MORE!!!

by qweasdzxc213 March 5, 2009

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief wrapped around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008

wackerbated

jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were

i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated

by fraughgull January 11, 2011

Haterbate

Stroking from pure hate instead of pleasure.

I only look at pictures of my ex while I haterbate.

by HonestMistake May 31, 2018

Wackerbate

When you’re masterbating but you’re really wacking it hard.

Sometimes I wackerbate when I see thicc bitches.

by Bentheerapper June 29, 2018

Harry Hackenbauer

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.

Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya

by Floydiandream August 23, 2009