tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.

Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008

Gnieil

The opposite of lieing
a lie about lieing

Gurl: I love you
Boi: Wha???
Gurl: Nothin... I was just kiddin
Boi: Stop gnieil you RAIL!!!

by Backwardz June 28, 2008

Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.

Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.

by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021

genie mac

Exclamation of shock or disbelief

''Genie mac, does it really cost that much for a sandwich''

by Bec123456789 May 24, 2005

Gynbell

1. Noun. One loop of carpet.
2. Noun. A feeling of insignificance.
3. Adjective. Insignificant.

Our earth is one gynbell among the carpets of cosmos.

You are such a gynbell Peter.

by robobrain10000 November 24, 2011

magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.

Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!

by cpg123 October 8, 2008

screaming genie

after a long night of over drinking, one vomits so hard they shit themselves as well.

the room smelt fouly of puke and shit after jamie had a screaming genie adventure all over the dorm room.

by lauren<3 January 28, 2004