Goon Mantle

Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.

Example 2

Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.

by PearlFly January 24, 2013

Goon scoop

The sexual act In where a goon nigga uses a bucket of ice cream and spoon, to scoop ice cream into a girls ass.

Yo, have you goon scooped your girl??
Yeah it was extra chocolate last night.

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

Goona

Australian slang, native origins mostly used in Qld/NT, meaning shit.

Pronunciation:

The 'oo' like you would any Australian word, think of the sound 'ou' makes in the word 'would'.

Synonyms:

Nurry

Man.. I really gotta go do a goona ay.

by mouldyole March 23, 2010

goon squat

A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.

Person 1: Look at those haters over there.

Rest of group: *Goon Squat*

Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*

by bisonlova September 17, 2011

goonda

(goon'du) n. a person of Middle Eastern descent.

That damn goonda yelled, "lalalala," and blew up my car.

by HotCupOfJoe October 12, 2013

goon hand

Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.

"Looks like that twat is getting the goon hand"

by birdjjb February 15, 2007

goon bag

Cheap wine that comes in a box and leaves the consumer with an extreme headache the next day. Convenient because the remains of the vessel can be inflated for use as a pillow after consumption.

I've only got $8 so I guess I'll be drinking a goon bag tonight.

by Biffro Jones March 20, 2004