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Guyon

-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.
by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010
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guymen

A male's virginity. It's a metaphor rather than actual anatomical part. Male's who have lost their guymen are generally more confident and outgoing, though this is not always the case.
"Dude, Frank lost his guymen"

"His what?

"His virginity bro"

"Oh, to who?"

"To whom"

"What?"

"Yeah, it is *to whom*, as that is the correct way to ask *who* after a preposition. Whom is the correct word"

"Oh right sorry no prob... to whom?"

"Your mom"
by cuntsmellersinc August 25, 2009
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Guimon

Guimon
-The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Guimoned (verb)
-Drinking an excessive amount of beer.
Man that guy got Guimoned last night.
by Guimon December 14, 2008
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guyron

n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"
example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea
by codylog1c April 14, 2010
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Gaymonic

To possess something of gay origin
David's Judy Garland CD made him truly Gaymonic.
by NAPTOWN Qs April 26, 2010
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guyroning

throwing an article of clothing into the dryer for 5-10 minutes so as to remove the wrinkles without the formal use of a hot iron
Where's Noah Ghaines? He's gonna be late for the wedding?

No worries bro, he just threw his tuxedo in the dryer for a little guyroning.
by lolzgym December 30, 2012
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Gaymonising

Demonising an object if you’re gay. Because we’re a little bit evil but very gay
“Oh let’s hang a pride flag up in the school, this place needs some gaymonising”
by Lets.start.a.riot May 13, 2019
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