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Guycep

A female who has highly defined biceps likened to that of males. Said female most likely also has a very defined six-pack, more defined than your boyfriend's in fact.

It is often the sign of a lesbian, any woman who practices Wing Chun, or Ms. Universe.
Mike: Man, check out that girl's guyceps!
David: I now know why they call it Manchester.

"Hey, did you see how hot that girl was?"

"Dude, she's tots a lesbo."

"Just cause her name is Leslie---"

"Duuuuude, guyceps. DUH."
by Tigger's Back March 18, 2010
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Guyfe

Gay male spouse. Rhymes with "wife".
Hi, I'm Chris, and this is my guyfe Sean.
by Ruby Feathers May 16, 2010
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Guyception

A tactic used by men to acknowledge and call attention to an attractive female, while appearing to find them disgusting or unclassy. It is usually employed around the guy's female significant other, or female friends, or even superiors so that he may admit to noticing a certain feature of the woman without his company passing judgement upon him. The guy will mention the feature in a sour tone, denoting how 'slutty' or 'skimpy' or 'huge' that feature might be. The man will often tend to rant about the aspect to clearly establish his distaste for it. Often followed up with a reassuring compliment to the woman / women around him.
"Honey, did you see that woman that just walked past us?"
"What, the one with the obvious boob job?"
"You can tell?"
"Please! Those things went from here to Friday. They were way too firm and high for breasts that size... Clearly not natural. Don't ever think about doing that to your body, babe. You're beautiful."
"Aww... You're so sweet~!"

"Have you seen Mark lately?"
"He's always hanging out with the chicks in his course, right?"
"Yeah! And his girlfriend doesn't seem to give a damn."
"That's Mark... He settles her anytime she brings those girls up. He's a real master of guyception."
by BigHarv January 9, 2009
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Gyke

1. A man that looks like a lesbian - could be straight or gay. Look at Barry Manilow, Elton John, Justin Bieber...

2. The top or the masculine guy in a gay couple. Although this is rare as, in the gay male couples, both act the same (feminine or masculine). But in some occasions there is that manly, muscular, "butch" gay guy (gyke) with a femme man (could be skinny or fat).
Man, my home-ec teacher is such a gyke.
by avialae March 11, 2013
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Gaykeeping

Similar to Gatekeeping, the act of shaming, belittling, or alienating individuals from the LGBT+ and wider queer communities on the premise of "not being gay/queer enough".

It most commonly happens to bi/pansexual people currently in a heterosexual relationship, but can affect others such as the genderqueer, or even just someone who rejected another gay.
"Don't you just hate Gaykeeping?"
"Oh man, I know right? The other day this girl called me a fake ass lesbian because of my boyfriend, even though I told her that I'm Bi"
"Ridiculous"
by Anntire July 12, 2018
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Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.
I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen
by rogerthewhale December 2, 2010
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mac guyver'd

To put something together using useless bits and pieces in the most far-fetched way
I've macguver'd myself some socks using a squirrel , a dohnut and a few paperclips
by Charles "Gushter" Pavlov April 6, 2004
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