Guessathon

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.

I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.

by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.

Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

guesstimatrix

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.

She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!

by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021

yuh get it i guess

to support your bestie's moves

bestie show em your moves
yuh get it i guess

by frostbite-- January 24, 2021

subjective guess who

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The only difference is that all questions must be subjective in nature. There should be no way to be 100% sure if you are elimating the correct people or not. No one ever really wins, but it is really fun.

Sample questions:
"Is, or has your person ever been, a librarian?"
"Is your person racist?"
"Is your person a member of a wine-of-the-month club?"
"Does your person own multiple cats?"

Examples of questions not allowed in subjective guess who:
"Does your person have a mustache?"
"Does your person have long hair?"

by adamfromurbana July 1, 2006

America's Guest

1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.

Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.

Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!

Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.

OR

Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.

Guy 2: He's America's Guest.

by J. Carl December 10, 2008

scientific-wild-ass guess

The term is generally used by financial, technical professionals and project managers to describe a solid assumption of a numeric target. It is far more than a guess or even a good guess. One is attempting to accurately estimate a number associated with for example a budget or time requirement using the available limited data or in the worse case no data.

If the individual offering the SWAG projection is well recognized and qualified in his area of expertise and he is offering it within that expertise, the likelihood that the SWAG will be taken seriously is high, especially if he has a proven track record.

Someone when challenged on where he came up with his numbers says "well its a SWAG" and he lacks the credentials to support it, is not likely to be taken seriously. In other word, some people use SWAG as a casual term instead of saying I guess.

When challenged to project the budget for a project whose concept is new to the organization, a scientific-wild-ass guess (SWAG) may be the only means of generating a realistic set of numbers. Consult experts in the various areas that may be involved. Example: A new product that has a market pull but has no material, manufacturing processes or facilities but needs to be brought on line within a set period of time, will by necessity require some SWAG. Having a SWAG number helps to provide guidance even if it is not totally accurate. It is far better than having an open checkbook.

by nyma72 December 26, 2013