Kevin Gaycon

when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object

You: "HAHA!"

Your friend: "what?"

You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"

Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"

by silvershamus August 4, 2010

guyzone

When your homie friendzones you

Nate totally just guyzoned me

by Arkaria March 25, 2020

Guymond Bod

A play on the saying "Cut like a diamond". Describing a man who is very fit - most commonly with well-defined arms, chest, legs, and abs. Similar to how good diamonds are well-chiseled and defined.

OMG, have you seen the new guy at the gym? What a guymond bod!

by Steve J July 10, 2023

Gaycon

Rainbow, sweet bacon

I love gaycon.

by Nevemd27 December 6, 2020

gaycon

Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.

Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.

by 7mgte February 20, 2009

Guygonzola

A type of cheese sometimes found underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man.

If I knew I would be served guygonzola when I went down on him, I would have
brought along some Triscuits.

by BobbySouth November 30, 2014

Guybons

1. New, stronger elements of friendship that come from resolving a conflict.
2. The opposite of bygones.

Let's let bygones be guybons.

by BAHD April 18, 2007