Guydem

Specially used for your inner circle group of friends .

- Invented by Loomy

Shawty wanna fuck with the guydem.

Don’t make the guydem pull up, yahurrrrrrrrr..

by 905Reality April 22, 2019

French Guy'd

When a woman is having simultaneous anal and vaginal intercourse with two men. The top guy pulls and and shoots it on the other guy's face on accident.
Originated from a porn bloopers film.

Man, we double team this chick last night and it was going great until my buddy pulled out and French Guy'd all over my face!

by Pat the voicemailer September 7, 2010

guydol

Midol for guys.  We all know they have their own time of the month to be cranky too!

If Gary doesn't take his guydol he's impossible to be around.

by Buffy521 March 13, 2009

Guydom

The greatest form of the abilty to be a guy. The ability to do stuff that females cannot. The true form of being a guy mentaly and physicaly.

(To a woman) When he pieed behind the tree he exspressed that is is guydom and that you (femal) just wouldnt understand because its a guy thing

by RUGGED95 February 20, 2011

Guydash

Verb. To lead someone on, or hint at somthing big you did with a member of the opposite sex, waste their time and eventually when they find out its nothing.

Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what me and lauren did last night.

Guy 2: Yo come on tell me!

Guy 1: I can't tell you, its to much for you to handle
(40 Minuts later)
Guy 2: come on just tell me already!

Guy 1: Ohhhh fine, we touched hands.

Guy 2: Thats it?! You wasted all my time just to tell me that?! Way to pull a guydash on me

by joshuajew January 23, 2008

guydlines

What the Red Green Show's "Men Anonymous" meetings are intended to identify and spell out so that its cluelessly insensitive "I'm a man, but I can change, I guess" members can know how they should behave towards their fellow humans, and especially in regards to how they treat women.

Proper guydlines are all well and good, but just like the dilemma with self-help books (i.e., anyone of the type who is willing to read said books probably doesn't need to because most likely he is already totally conscientious and caring, and anyone who could benefit from said advice-tomes won't read them because he arrogantly claims that he doesn't have an attitude-problem in the first place ), they really wouldn't do much good as a whole --- most of the guys who would be willing to follow said rules are already gentle unassuming milquetoasts who would not likely have been overly macho anyway, and anyone who should go by these social customs will not train himself about them, anyway, because by his very nature, he would be someone who callously values his overbearing testosterone-steeped freedom over common courtesy.

by QuacksO February 1, 2020

guydance counselor

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.

A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022