Guesticles

Slang term for or referring to a one night stand

So mate, are you dating that girl you went home with last Friday", " no I was just the guesticles that night

by Sean Jays July 13, 2010

Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

garticles

the feeling of knowing a certain person doesn't belong in the place they are in

When a carrot goes to the beach, but finds a arabian sausage chef, he feels the garticles.

by bartholemew wang! April 18, 2008

Dusticles

What happens when you don't have sex for a while. The balls shrivel up and become dust.

Man I have a bad case of Dusticles!

DUDE GO GET FUCKING NOW!

by Scoutmann June 29, 2011

Grusticles

The term used when a males balls are sagging in such a fashion for the penis to hang down resembling the long pointed slender nose of Gru from the kids movie “Despicable me”. It should be noted that it works the best with men who are uncircumcised. But it is regarded to be aesthetically pleasing and is sure to garner the respect of fellow men and to be highly sought after by women.

Shit you have a pair of Grusticles? Im jealous!

by Jouth November 30, 2023

gumcicles

Shreds of skin hanging from the roof of your mouth after biting into hot food.

I was so drunk last night I didn't realize I got gumcicles from the pizza I ordered at the bar.

by Erwin Buzz November 30, 2017

Musticles

Schweaty balls

I could feel the heat of his musticles from across the room

by Pizzabox53 July 27, 2018