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Gurf

Noun/Adjective, Acronym

Origin: English

1) literally a Girl You Run From

2) To be a hideous beast of a woman

3) Way to describe a woman that is less than average. Way less.
Ms. G was the biggest Gurf you will ever meet.

Samantha was Gurf like in appearance.

Tim: Gurf!

Collin: Gurf?

Tim: Yeah man, a Girl You Run From!

Collin: Oh! Yeah she is a Gurf!
by A Geography Witness September 3, 2011
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Gurf

Meaning marijuana was a misinterpreted term deprived from the Mac Miller song "Kool-Aid and Frozen Pizza" when he said "I smoke "herb" and i make music"
Me: I smoke gurf and i make music, I don't even talk about it boy I just do it!

Mac: Nah, bro it's I smoke HERB and I make music I don't even talk about it boy I just do it.

Me: Woah, thanks Mac, I had no idea.
by Justanothermacfan May 9, 2011
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Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.
Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!
by Snitzky December 27, 2013
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Gurf

a girl, typically a lacrosse player, who is considered to be extremely bro-like and chill, yet also very desirable by members of the opposite sex. The perfect female. Often intensified by the adjective 'sloppy'.
Bro 1: Dude, Jessica is such a sloppy gurf, I'm gonna ask her to do some freestyle laxkour after school friday.

Bro 2: YeYe go for it Bro. She's chiller than a snowflake up a polar bear's butt
by dumbledoresstylist June 10, 2011
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gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.
1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.
by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009
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Gurf gang

a group of people (gang) that all have gurthy penises and love to run trains on females
KIM HEY IS THAT A GURF GANG OVER THERE
LIZ YES THEY WILL TEAR YOU UP
by Young Sweet Dick January 31, 2016
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Gurf

Gurf like a “Smurf” but Is pink has bellybutton, nose and lip percings with a wierd hat that is pink
Gurf a amazing creature that is pink and mystical being or non-being that a genius like myself created
by An amazing Aries <3 November 25, 2021
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