Gurf

Noun/Adjective, Acronym

Origin: English

1) literally a Girl You Run From

2) To be a hideous beast of a woman

3) Way to describe a woman that is less than average. Way less.
Ms. G was the biggest Gurf you will ever meet.

Samantha was Gurf like in appearance.

Tim: Gurf!

Collin: Gurf?

Tim: Yeah man, a Girl You Run From!

Collin: Oh! Yeah she is a Gurf!
by A Geography Witness September 02, 2011
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Gurf

Meaning marijuana was a misinterpreted term deprived from the Mac Miller song "Kool-Aid and Frozen Pizza" when he said "I smoke "herb" and i make music"
Me: I smoke gurf and i make music, I don't even talk about it boy I just do it!

Mac: Nah, bro it's I smoke HERB and I make music I don't even talk about it boy I just do it.

Me: Woah, thanks Mac, I had no idea.
by Justanothermacfan April 19, 2011
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Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.
Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!
by Snitzky December 28, 2013
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Gurf

a girl, typically a lacrosse player, who is considered to be extremely bro-like and chill, yet also very desirable by members of the opposite sex. The perfect female. Often intensified by the adjective 'sloppy'.
Bro 1: Dude, Jessica is such a sloppy gurf, I'm gonna ask her to do some freestyle laxkour after school friday.

Bro 2: YeYe go for it Bro. She's chiller than a snowflake up a polar bear's butt
by dumbledoresstylist May 17, 2011
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gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.
1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.
by Wiz Kollifa June 07, 2009
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Gurf gang

a group of people (gang) that all have gurthy penises and love to run trains on females
KIM HEY IS THAT A GURF GANG OVER THERE
LIZ YES THEY WILL TEAR YOU UP
by Young Sweet Dick November 23, 2015
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gurf

GURF - (Gun's Up Ready to Fire) an acronym used by United States Marines to let others in their unit know when they have properly assembled and mounted a crew-served weapon system and they are ready to engage the enemy in combat or to fire at targets while training.
1st Battalion, 6th Marines, 81mm Mortar Platoon, The"Bull Pen," during the 1st Gulf War

--Lance Corporal Hedenberg, USMC Gunner, after setting up the M252 81mm mortar yells out: "GURF!!!"

--Sergeant Smith, USMC Squad Leader: "Solid Copy. Stand-by for Fire Mission!"

--1st Lieutenant "Bull" Gurfein, USMC Platoon Commander: "Fire For Effect!"
by Alpha Marine January 09, 2018
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