dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

Graffeces

Using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall

There was some Graffeces in the Underground Tunnel

by Graffeces July 30, 2006

Hot giraffe

A tall man who is nerdy and shy but is also into BDSM.

“Are you going to talk to that hot giraffe? He codes and probably has handcuffs at home.”

by Anais Miller January 17, 2018

Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.

Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 17, 2018

Graffing Out

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.

Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.

by S2KJ October 5, 2009

High as Giraffe Pussy

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

by Whitemule April 29, 2010