Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

Gumpit

A fat potato-like baby

Wow !that gumpit is huge!

Is your gumpit a boy or a girl?

by Datishat June 4, 2018

gumpy little geck

Something you call someone who says something completely ridiculous.

" Looking good Ben"
" Justine you're a gumpy little geck!"

by Justineiscool October 14, 2013

Forrest Gump

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

by Jackerfack September 30, 2009

guampf

Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating

My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

Grumpf

The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.

She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!

by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Gumpty

A beautiful, very good cat

It’s Gumpty! I love her, what a nice cat

by puppy.exe June 24, 2021